It’s either the gardener or the cook.

… how could I miss one of those beautiful conspiracy theories? I just thought that black helicopters were…. well black… turns out I did not know that there are BLACK HELICOPTERS flying over the US (probably not Europe as we tend to control those helicopters, only the UK might have them) to take them over! Ha, I guess those helicopters will succeed, but… there has been a greater evil from germany…

BAGGER 288! Oh my god, can it get any worse than this?

Machinima is a mix word coming from Machine, Cinema and Animation. Rooster Teeth made a classic Machinima show called red vs blue based on the Halo engine. Last year they came around to create some real life short films, which made my day. There are 20 episodes and these are my favorite:

Pretty cool stuff from some European guy living on the island of Europe and training in Japan every once in a while. Fear the martial farts.

Grappling Dummies 2.0 BJJ in Japan from martial farts on Vimeo.

Those guys barely move, can’t be too hard… Guess again.